Engraved Pencils

Finally—pencils that work and say what you’re thinking. These pastel-colored, engraved Ticonderoga® pencils turn everyday writing into a tiny moment of joy, sarcasm, or self-affirmation. Smooth, reliable, and way more fun than the average #2.

Each pencil is permanently engraved (no peeling, no fading) with themed phrases that make perfect gifts, desk upgrades, or small treats for yourself.

Available Themed Editions:

🍎 Teacher Life – For grading, lesson planning, and barely held-together sanity

✏️ Grammar – Because commas matter and so do you

😂 Kids Knock-Knock Jokes – Clean, silly, and classroom-approved

🤣 Kids Jokes – Giggle-worthy humor for young writers

💼 Act My Wage (Office Humor) – Professional-ish with a sense of reality

💀 I Don’t Give a F* (Office Humor)** – For private use only and trusted coworkers

📚 Bookaholic – For readers who annotate everything (including their souls)

💖 I Am Enough – Gentle self-love affirmations for everyday encouragement

Details:

• Authentic Ticonderoga® pencils
• Soft pastel color assortment
• High-quality engraved text (won’t rub off)
• Standard #2 graphite, smooth and reliable
• Great for gifts, classrooms, offices, stocking stuffers, and reward bins

Whether you’re teaching, parenting, working, reading, or just trying to get through the day—there’s a pencil here that gets you.

Because life’s too short for boring pencils