{"product_id":"the-jerk-next-door-1","title":"The Jerk Next Door","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eTropes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003efast burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003eneighbours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003efirefighter romance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003esmall town romance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003eshe falls first\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003ebody positivity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003eage gap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003efeisty and independent FMC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003esarcastic and possessive MMC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"🔥\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"🔥\" aria-label=\"🔥\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/1f525\/72.png\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"height: 1.2em; width: 1.2em; vertical-align: middle;\"\u003espicy, spicy, spicy!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"\u003eBlurb\u003c\/span\u003e:\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eNew neighbour, new problem\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eLindy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eMy new neighbour is trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eThe first time I saw him, his devilish smile sent my heart on an unexpected flip. A minute later, he’s making snide remarks and we’re off to the races. How can he get under my skin so quickly?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eI keep my distance and I like my walls intact, especially when it comes to men. But Bowie... his confidence, his charm, his piercing gaze – they pull me in, even when I try to resist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eHowever, there’s a complication... his ex. She lurks around every corner, inserts herself into our interactions and lives to stir the pot. And I don’t deal with crazy ex-girlfriends.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eIt all adds up to more drama than I need or want in my life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eRight?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eBowie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eWhen I first set eyes on Lindy, I was struck by her beauty. But what really drew me in was the fire in her gaze, an irresistible mix of disdain and intrigue. She isn’t going to make things easy for me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eI feel this primal urge to be close to her, to see her smile genuinely at me. There’s a depth to her, a vulnerability she tries to hide, and I want to be the one who gets past those defenses. I want to be the one she trusts, the one she turns to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eBut my ex is relentless, determined to reclaim what she believes is hers. Me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eLindy is everything I’ve ever wanted, and I won’t let anything, not even my past, stand in the way of us being together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003eBut will she?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Amanda Glaeser","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50418179473622,"sku":"AG-BOOK","price":20.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0408\/3947\/9455\/files\/JKshrxElmn.jpg?v=1789439522","url":"https:\/\/uniquetownboutique.ca\/products\/the-jerk-next-door-1","provider":"Unique Town Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}